Welcome To The
PISS ZONE
!!BEWARE OF DOG!!
Welcome
We are so glad you decided to join us here at the PISS ZONE!
This is a non-profit organization dedicated to showing what dedicating your life to Christ could help you overcome, at the bottom of our website we have testimonials from REAL patients who purchased our EXCLUSIVE "Gods Plan" package, as well as the other plans we offer with our services!
"GODS PLAN" PACKAGE AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST- STARTING AT THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 14 PAYMENTS OF ONLY $988.89
Why Join PISS ZONE Religious Orginization?
Great way to prove "mental sanity" in the court of law
Ideologically motivated society of like-minded people
Terrific 24/7 staff ready to answer any questions you may have
You will have a direct line to Christ himself1
Will receive a hardcopy of our transcripts.
PLANS INCLUDED
$39.99/MO
"sex monster plan"
Our cheapest plan, includes dog sex insurance, but no insurance if you happen to get said dog pregnant., basically liability. along with 10 FREE minutes with a lawyer.
$399.99/MO "super cock master elite plan"
Now this may seem like a steep price jump, but the benefits will prove a true difference in your life, personal and public. We will provide personal security guards to protect you from God. Along with 100% FREE identity change under certain dog-fucking related circumstances.
$957.79 $988.89/MO "porn dungeon room whore house doungeon extreme master of life plan" AKA "GODS PLAN" package
(14 payments needed to receive benifits)
FOR A LIMITED TIME WE ARE OFFERING AN EXTREMELY EXLUSIVE OFFER TO GET YOU TO A DIRECT LINE TO CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!!!1
We have an exclusive deal with the lord himself offering a direct line with him. Your experience with the lord will be a ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE2
CALL 602-841-0122 FOR ADITIONAL INFORMATION OR TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE BENIFITS!
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